Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they’re just known as “The Islands.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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